For Sale: Bloke Ad: Hermes Scarves

indeed, it was my refusal of sworded scarf sexual activity that caused her to run off with another bloke who just loved the feeling of hermes silk wrapped tight around his nut sack.. the dirty bastard.

i briefly tried to find a video to put here of that scene where someone drops a silk scarf on a samurai sword and it floats down and gets cut in two. didn't know what film. failed. cool story huh?