For Sale: Bloke Ad: Hermes Scarves

I havent seen her in 9 months, and when i asked her what to do with them she told me to 'stick them up your ****' ..

Nice easy break up?

Maybe that's what all those scarves were originally for. Bit of a scarf fetish maybe.

"ooh, baby, stick those scarves up your arse nice and slow while I smack you round the head with a dustpan and brush..."

you know the sort of thing.