Is this forum going downhill, due to numpty oldies?

At what point do you get to be an old timer?

Am I still a newby?

Is their such thing as a mid-forum crisis?

Is that when you start thinking about going carbon and 11 speed?

We need a cut off point. Post count and join date. What makes a newby, what makes an old fag.

Hit me with some figures, oh sages of the forum!

1,500 posts or something?