Films

That was a bond film wasn't it?

seen the posters for that harry crowne or whatever it is with Julia roberts and tom hanks?
its got 'life affirming' all over it, I bet its total horseshit

do you reckon Tom Hanks signs all his cheques like so:

T.Hanks

?

seen the posters for that harry crowne or whatever it is with Julia roberts and tom hanks?
its got 'life affirming' all over it, I bet its total horseshit

Please. Don't even think it Jason. Jeebus. He rides a scooter, he's old and ugly and he cops off with Roberts. It's pathetic.

do you reckon Tom Hanks signs all his cheques like so:

T.Hanks

?

You know it.

Did the Portman / Biutiful thingy get sorted ?

Please. Don't even think it Jason.

You know it.

Did the Portman / Biutiful thingy get sorted ?

not sure what youre referring to?
although I recently saw a photo of Nat in the star wars one as the young girl, and couldnt help letting go a laugh

@ m.f.
Here. Hare. Here.

a little game
who can identify both movies and point out what connects both directors and could be the
reason for the inspiration?

http://www.sooshee.com/tmp/compare01.jpg

spotter rep^ for context and speed

why thankyou.
oh... spotter. riiiiiiiiiight.

my mind is like an index system of relevant funny images

le sigh

If only you could turn that into some sort of profit.

1. mind full of memes
   
2. ?????????
   
3. Profit
   

Sell your rep to twats, who need to sell something but can't help themselves.

for sale: gorgeous baby blue rep - £600

negged, too expensive.

you're wrong I saw one go for twice that on eBay the other day, i know it's really rare so £600 is a 531 bargain

do you reckon Tom Hanks signs all his cheques like so:

T.Hanks

?

No, only Tim Hereugo does this.

Anyone work in this sorta industry?

I'm doing a piece on increasing video on demand services and declining DVD sales.

Got interviews lined up with optimum, lovefilm, blinkbox but would like a couple more, perhaps a retailer, maybe an analyst, and perhaps some some of general comment from a film critic.

I vote lucas - he knows about films and shit.

I just bought these film all on DVD.

So Close (aka CRYSTAL WARRIORS aka Virtual Twilight)
Returner
Mountain Patrol
Ashura
Pistol Opera
Manji
Irezumi
Hard Revenge Milly 1 & 2
The Realm Of The Senses

Some for silly entertainment, and some for serious viewing.

Reviews:

So Close (aka CRYSTAL WARRIORS aka Virtual Twilight) - Pretty oriental girls do high kicks, and there is some story about girls against high tech mob. It is dross. Best watched when high. Giggle your way through it. Otherwise, avoid it like the plague.
Returner - Girl goes back in time to save an alien. Rounds up modern day samirai tio help. No redeeming features.
Hard Revenge Milly 1 & 2 - Live action manga, about a robotic/android girl, who is set on revenge for those who mutilated her. Lots and lots of comedy ketchup.
Ashura - Demon slayers versus human demons. The demons spew loads of flourescent green blood. Extremely silly.

Pistol Opera - An opera that took me completely by surprise. A very disjointed film, but purposefully so. Steel band and reggae music play against a Japanese backdrop, of intrigue amongst a secret band of assissins. Quite unique, and because of its weirdness, challenging to watch. For me, it is the filmic version of improv-jazz. A keeper.....for me, but definitely not light entertainment.
Manji - Categorically the most erotic film I have ever seen. The shots of one woman gazing lustfully at the nudity of another, has never been captured quite this sensitively as this, IMO. Shot entirely in tight shots, it gives a claustrophobic mood. A married woman falls in love with a younger female art student. This leads to all sorts of jealousies and intrigue. A absolute keeper.
The Realm Of The Senses - A film in which there there is non-stop graphic sex from the outset. And yet, its only at the end, after watching sex, followed by more sex, and yet more sex, that one realises at the end, that the act led the viewer to discover the real meaning of the movie. And sex is not the actual message at all. I won't give away anymore, but it is brilliant. I saw it at the Prince Charles Cinema many years ago, even though it was denied a certificate for this country. Absolutely brilliant.

Irezumi - to follow
Mountain Patrol - to follow

Cameron Diaz looked rougher than a badgers arse...

Harsh.

My housemate just asked me to put Runaways at the top of my Love Film list for him but not to tell anybody. Loser.

Badgers have lovely arses

the people in the flat above me make me angry, i need to now decide whether to watch:

• a prophet;
  
• bronson;
  
• a bittersweet life
  
  

hhmmmm...

A prophet is great.

Breaking down is on ITV4 at 9.

the people in the flat above me make me angry, i need to now decide whether to watch:

• a prophet;
  
• bronson;
  
• a bittersweet life
  
  

hhmmmm...

3 good movies but I have to go with A Prophet

Your mum's in it?! It's one of my faves.

Josh Jovovich ?
; )

Josh oldman? ;)

Really? What part does she play?

Yeah you got me interested too now. Who is she in the movie?

I'm going to be disappointed unless she's Korben's mum.

You'll all be disappointed! She's sat behind Bruce Willis in the opera scene. She used to do a lot of extra work.