London 2012 Olympics Tickets

Fuck it am going to wait 5 years and go to the ones in Rio because:

1. It will not be designed to further that smug cunt Coe's political career.
   
2. It may actually be properly organised.
   
3. If I am going to run the risk of being stabbed on the way to / from the olympic stadium I would rather it happened somewhere exotic, not hackney.