Foffa Bikes

I haz dezind my own biek, do u fink Mr foffa wud mak it?

My biek is prety and haz lotz of colurs. Teh mane dezin points r:

1. The frame is mild steel, it is beter because it is not angry.
   
2. The weelz r arrowspok, like aerospok but the spokz r detachable arrows for killing bad men (they drive taxes and vans, some want to see my willy)
   
3. Their is a funcshunal front rack so that I can give nice ladeez hoo do not sycle a lift home from teh pub.
   
4. Teh lites r not just lites but also lazur guns and super loud hornz.