• I only use my sleeping bag on rugby away games.

    Take one sweaty bastard,
    add 8 pints of lager,
    Stuff with 1 keebab, and I spicey burger,
    Save some of the spicey sauce to generously coat the bastard,
    and cook over night in a moister impermeable sack.

    TBH I'm not always up for the piss-up. But I could never climb into that nasty bag without at least 7 pints in me*.

    (*insert joke here)

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