Most overrated - a thread about overrated things

Live music outdoors usually sounds like dogshit though. I've been to my fair share of festivals and most of it sounds abysmal. And you usually end up standing next to some annoying, smelly cunt or being pushed around as the crowd moves about. Then you have to wait an hour and a half to shit onto a pile of dung housed in a reeking plastic shed, pay through the nose for a cup of expensive, absolute shite, piss-weak lager, choke on campfire smoke, endure the moronic chanting of drunk teenagers, the strumming of some 'enlightened' acoustic tit (who ought to be sat on a beach somewhere on the Pacific instead of attending an enforced-fun party), the one upmanship of 'wackiest fancy dress' or 'coolest rock star look', the constant humming of greasy catering vans and frantic worry of who's-playing-next-and-where. And all while hungover.

Maybe I'm missing something, I dunno.

Not at all, 99% spot on. You just missed out the WAY overpriced foodstalls selling dogshit in a tray for £7