Food

Which reminds me.. I was once working with a very famous TV personality who shall remain nameless.. We were in Spain filming.. I ordered Gazpacho and she ordered the same as me.. This dish came out. She had a spoonful and cried "Euch! it's fucking cold!".. Me.. "it's Gazpacho.. It's served cold".. "that's wrong!" she whined...

You should have told her it was Soup Juice.