Bicycle Tag of bike

Ok, we've danced around this for a while but time for the rules to be set down...

1. No reflecto porn.
   
2. No blank or near blank walls.
   
3. No hogging the game.
   
4. Locations must be freely accessible to the public.
   
5. Old and new tags must have the same bicycle
   
6. The rules may only be broken only if one of the two following clauses apply
   a) It is funny
   b) You really, really want to
   
7. Rule 6 does not apply in the case of rule 1.
   
8. The committee's decision is final.