That instant coffee ad Catfood posted is a fucking abomination.
"My smug sense of self-entitlement and all the overpriced baubles I surround myself with to make up for my distinct lack of anything resembling a soul. My penchant for cynically jumping on piss-weak bandwagons. My willingness to sell shite coffee in the most self-satisfied manner at a moment's notice providing I get paid enough to put an extra pair of balls on my vintage, knitted, roll-top bell-end of a chin."
Yeah... Basically all ads.
That instant coffee ad Catfood posted is a fucking abomination.
"My smug sense of self-entitlement and all the overpriced baubles I surround myself with to make up for my distinct lack of anything resembling a soul. My penchant for cynically jumping on piss-weak bandwagons. My willingness to sell shite coffee in the most self-satisfied manner at a moment's notice providing I get paid enough to put an extra pair of balls on my vintage, knitted, roll-top bell-end of a chin."