Which one of you absolute fucking fucks has stolen my LFGSS cap?
Come on you cock. Own up.
Yes you. It was downstairs in the basement of a building in Laystall Street for the past 10 days while I was away resting happily on my jersey and shorts, not bothering anyone.
But you fucking stole it didn't you? You utterly reprehensible villain.
u mad bro?