Possible bike thief?

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  • Hi all,

    I recently moved, and one of my new neighbors seemingly has a different bike parked up outside every time I come home. I've seen at three bikes so far, mostly not fitting his size / age / gender profile. I only clocked this today for some odd reason (I generally don't suspect my neighbors of illegality). I took a picture of the latest bike and will take pictures of any subsequent bikes which I see. Apart from this, is there anything else people suggest I do?

    Cheers

  • I suggest killing him in the face.

  • Could he be test riding them for a cycle mag?

    (joke)

  • Take serial numbers covertly and search google to see if they show up as "stolen bike, serial number xyz" anywhere?

  • Maybe he's on a bike-related-dating-forum?

  • Loosen the wheelnuts and wipe grease on the rims.

  • Loosen the wheelnuts and wipe grease on the rims.

    Except it'll probably kill the poor bastard hipster who buys it down brick lane.

  • Your point being?

  • shouldn't being buying stolen bikes anyway! stupid cnuts!

  • Thanks Kips, I might give it a go. I also found a site called bikeshed which I'll keep an eye on for the bikes I'm photographing. The guy in question always comes in and out of the estate with a hood up (and massive dog in tow) so I've been hesitant to strike up conversation thus far. I'd still like to think there's a reasonable explanation somehow so I might give it a shot.

  • Conversation is bad. Kill. Him.

  • For some reason my weirdo neighbour is in my front garden taking photos of my bike. Might set my massive dog on him next time I see him do it.

  • Just start talking to him about bikes, see whether he knows anything at all about the stable he seems to have. You'll soon suss him. I'm sure he won't eat you just for saying hello.

  • Maybe he's on a bike-related-dating-forum?

    These probably exist in some strange corner of 'tinternet

  • www.cyclingsingles.com

  • ...so I've heard.

  • Not to forget London fix Ed-gear & Singles peed.

  • All the guys , please try to give replies that are related to the topic . Don't post random replies over here......

  • Mate your replies on this forum are something else. Are you for reals? ^

  • And it's … ffs.

  • easyspy1 has got to be trolling us. i like it.

  • easyspy has a good point, this shit is serious

    he could very well be a serial killer taking the bikes of his victims and using their skin to make inner tubes. it wouldn't be the first

  • You repped him? Swine, that just negated my nerg.

    megatroll

    'this video is really interesting'
    'sorry I don't have any experience with this'

  • Not to forget London fix Ed-gear & Singles peed.
    Made me chuckle... Now i know why im on here... Pick up hot betties!

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