Who is your favourite dictator?

Saparmurat Niyazov (Turkmenistan)

Outlawed gold teeth and suggested the following to stengthen them:

I watched young dogs when I was young. They were given bones to gnaw to strengthen their teeth. Those of you whose teeth have fallen out did not chew on bones. This is my advice

Also banned Opera, Ballet, lip syncing (fair enough), the Circus, and smoking in public after he was forced to quit on health reasons.

Genius.