What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

How dare you

i wonder if they're on here

Well of course they're on here. You don't think they figured out what a fixie is on their own do you?

vibram five fingers shoes, hideous

i felt a bit queasy when someone pointed these out to me

Fuck it, I'm getting them!

fetishist

uuurrrghhh, feet.

No, that's shoes. I hate having stuff inbetween my toes

its like some horrible feet and hand embrace. do not like

false hipsters

hahaha looked at these at first I was like, are these some kind of fancy fancy handsfree?

time to go.

Those would be perfect to gauge someone's eye out with when held in between the middle and index fingers.

No, that's shoes. I hate having stuff inbetween my toes

I tried a pair at the ideal home show, the feeling is ok after a while but then someone walked past wearing some. Looking at the person I realised that they were part of a slippery slope towards tree hugging and using crystal charms as your navigation device because the cosmic vibes are more reliable than gps.

I don't think that flare is off his shades.

^^love that glint Joe!

who are the hipsters btw? all of us or just those in sunglasses?

I think its everyone. Ive now lost count at the amount of times ive been posted in the hipster thread......

Those are not hipsters.
Regular scene kids. From fixie scene.

there's a 'fixie scene'?
that's so 2008

List of hipster scene kids in that photo

Scottnotscott
6pt
OneLessCardigan
Xanderh
Spybot
Smiff
Mothergirl
Wicksie
Clefty
Clara
Pootsmanuva

train tickets for spokecards

single to the suburbs

A return I expect. Noobs gotta start somewhere. If only on the cameraman.

are any of those fixie kidz actually couriers or are they just dressing like them?

Fakengers every one of them to a man/woman.

poots is that monster munch?

are any of those fixie kidz actually couriers or are they just dressing like them?

Couriers run gears. Fact.

saw this pair of clueless shoreditch poodle strollers at the nocturne

white chains, no foot retention, stickers on the rims...

you missed out the best part, not only is that first bike in Rapha colours, but the guy was wearing a Rapha jersey and looked just like a fatter version of you, James.