London Naked Bike Ride 2011 - Sat 11th of June @ 3pm

Time to take it off, and let the hose roam free on London streets !

http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/wiki/London

Assembly area
You can assemble for the ride in the South-East corner of Hyde Park (near to Wellington Arch and Hyde Park Corner) any time between 3:00 and 3:30pm. You can stay dressed as long as you want, but don't get undressed before 3:00pm. If you turn up before 3:00pm, Stewards will ask you to leave and return at 3:00. See the section below to read why. Be prepared to form up ready for departure at about 3:25pm. The ride will be starting at 3:30pm.

Ride length
9 miles. Very few hills. An easy, leisurely ride!.

Finish
In 2011 the plan is to finish the at the Wellington Arch - i.e. back to an almost circular route. When you arrive at the end of the ride, congratulate yourself and fellow riders on staging a successful protest.

1. HugoNissa
   

Nice to see plenty of helmets in that picture.

The Tweed Contingent on the London Naked Bike Ride.

Underneath all that stylish attire they've got almost nowt on.

1. HugoNissa
   Yes Sir !
   

You sound like you're standing to attention.

Doesn't CoppiThat like to flop it out a bit?

i am absolutely NOT doing this ride!

List!

Not doing the ride

1. Louis
   
2. Shinigarment
   3.
   

Eyaaaaraggh! Not a looker in the bunch!

I wouldn't wish my moobs, belly and unimpressive wanger (particularly when spending any amount of time on a bicycle) on any city, least of all the one I love.

So for that reason, and for loads of others, I'm out. Undressing is almost as stupid an idea as dressing up, for one.

List of those willing to sponsor Pistanator NOT to do the ride FACT!

1. cliveo
   

I would go, but got a bee-keeping course :D. Fun ride though, not to marshal, naked people are hard to herd.

I just going to watch.

Pervert. I'm going there to grope embrace my inner something or other.

Here's the Cape Town ride- vid includes my Buddy Andrew waffling about riding.

http://tiny.cc/cnh1k

Here's the Cape Town ride- vid includes my Buddy Andrew waffling about riding.

http://tiny.cc/cnh1k

I read that as "...my buddy Andrew, wafting about...". Needless to say I had a disappointing four minutes.

I find a disappointing four minutes as good reason for celebrating nowadays.

Here's the Cape Town ride- vid includes my Buddy Andrew waffling about riding.

http://tiny.cc/cnh1k

this is a massive sterotype, but people in hot places (like south africa) are generally a lot thinner than brits.

naked bike ride here = fat, sweaty, maybe hairy and almost 100% moaning!

plus it will be raining - FACT

plus it will be raining - FACT

A fair point, especially if the temperatures stay on the cold side, in which case the snail would probably crawl back in the shell...

oh god, the thought of showing anyone my 'snail crawling back in its shell' makes my own stomache turn!

The world can do without the tip I have for that day. Out.

I think I may do it. Depending on the weather.

Clashes with the nocturne

^ damn! Oh well, guess I'll have to keep my clothes on for once