The Monthly International PizzaEating Amalgamation of Champions

That was a psychonapple, an agressive form of man (or woman) eating pineapple.

Pineapple on pizza is awesome:

1. Xander (Masterchef)
   
2. Fox (pineapple lover)
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Pineapple on pizza is a heinous and inexcusable crime:

1. nelaii
   
2. Bullwinkle
   3.
   
   

Pineapple on pizza is a misdemeanor:

1. Tibbs (Chief authority on all things delish)
   2.
   3.
   
   

Pineapple is a crime fullstop:

1. Kirth