2011 Pro-cycling season thread

I've got a day of shrieking six year olds, off their tiny tits on Panda Pops and blue food colouring for my son's birthday.

As a reward to myself, this evening it'll be the Dauphine prologue, beer and crisps.

If I focus on that, I might make it through the day without the red mist descending...

A whole day? You're game! Good luck Luci!