scottish stag do cycling team names

so my non cycling friend is trying to organise a semi cycling related stag do in edinburgh - he wants to split them into teams with hybrid Tdf / Scottish team names, e.g. Team Skye.

Anyone have any suggestions? Only need three or four but this is exactly the sort of thing i'm bad at...

thanking your collective imagination

Nothing to do with cycling, but feel free to use my old pub quiz names; Derek Melon and Nuns Without Hats. I've got a new one.

HTC "you take the" Highroad

Rab"CNesbit"OBank

TEAM COLUM-BEER, WINE, WHISKEY, METHS.

:o)

Because all Scotch people are pissheads, just to explain.

Team Teuchter
Team Schemie
Team Buckfast

Isle of Skye

Rabbie O'Shack

thanks these are perfect - keep them coming :)

i also liked team deepfriedsnack

Team Ye Radge Cunt, Eh?

Ag2r already sort of sounds like something a drunk Scot would say.

Team Jock McSporran, Ironically

B McRacing

McB Racing Team

(BMC Racing Team)

Oh, on the line!

not TdF but...Em Post.

they say 'em' a lot...actually, that applies to scouse as well

Team Skye
Rabobank-MovetoEngland
SCO-Highland

not cycling related but some of my fantasy football teams in the past have been scottish puns...
Bayern Bru, St. Mirnoff, Real Sosobad and Sporting Abeergut

aces. thank you. don't stop though.

now if anyone has way more time and potatochop skillz than sense and could help with logos.................? haha.

I will be attempting them but I am rubbish.

Can do that

Team Fat and Shit cc

bmc

htc

radioshack

team sky

rabobank - can't find a good one

i tried to put an e at the end of Sky but even that just looked awful... any help appreciated, if i'm asking too much / being too lazy just ignore me :)

stick the nut in ye
pillage your village
cuntybaws
chookter
whityeallaboot?
set about ye

to be fair they're mostly Glaswegian.

good job. thank you, shirts now made, stag do in progress. He's hit a snag though - nowhere seems to be open past 3am....

Edinburgh people: what would you suggest for a night out in Edinburgh tonight that preferably went right through until 6am? I think that it's casinos only, amiright?

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