Bike porn

I have a Madone! No shame in it. Mine, however, does not have red tires or a top tube bag. Nor have I ever let it be photographed whilst held by an overweight man in a sleeveless shirt.

I sell them. No shame in that. Not so sure I could ride one though, I'm positive they are good bikes, very good infact. But a bit, um, Mondeo-y.