Teh rapture!

So far this rapture is pretty shite if you ask me.

Seeing as 'im upstairs seems to have cocked it up again, i'm forced to make fresh plans. Is there anything fun and bike related going on in London today?

Give it some time before you rule out Judgement Day. It's true that things don't seem to be going to schedule but these things never do.

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rapture raptor?

So far this rapture is pretty shite if you ask me.

Seeing as 'im upstairs seems to have cocked it up again, i'm forced to make fresh plans. Is there anything fun and bike related going on in London today?

still not being invited to the good parties?

Death, my friend, is the best that can happen to you.

FYL.

The May 21st End of the World prediction only applies to those who will be saved on Judgment Day 2011 in the Rapture. Those who aren’t saved in the May 21 Rapture will suffer a different fate, and an End of the World date 5 months after May 21st.
May 21st Judgement Day is going to be the decisive day when Jesus returns for the Rapture. True believers will be brought to Heaven, and that will be the End of The World for the approximately 3,000,000 people will be saved, according to Harold Camping.The remaining people on earth that are not saved by Jesus in the May 21 Rapture will be sentenced to 5 months of torment under the rule of Jesus during the End of Days. The End Times will cause anarchy, chaos, disasters, and the end of civilization as we know it. Everyone left on earth will be well aware that Jesus is Lord, but savior will not be an option after May 21 Doomsday.

ffs, what about the olympics?

So, basically nothing good and bike related today then. Maybe that 5 months is starting early.

The May 21st End of the World prediction only applies to those who will be saved on Judgment Day 2011 in the Rapture. Those who aren’t saved in the May 21 Rapture will suffer a different fate, and an End of the World date 5 months after May 21st.
May 21st Judgement Day is going to be the decisive day when Jesus returns for the Rapture. True believers will be brought to Heaven, and that will be the End of The World for the approximately 3,000,000 people will be saved, according to Harold Camping.The remaining people on earth that are not saved by Jesus in the May 21 Rapture will be sentenced to 5 months of torment under the rule of Jesus during the End of Days. The End Times will cause anarchy, chaos, disasters, and the end of civilization as we know it. Everyone left on earth will be well aware that Jesus is Lord, but savior will not be an option after May 21 Doomsday.

He's here now, he's wasted. Fucking lightweight.

He'll be in for a shock when he sobers up.

I don't really get this.. where in the bible does it say that the Rapture will occur? And the 5 months of torment?
NO COMPRENDO.

I don't really get this.. where in the bible does it say that the Rapture will occur? And the 5 months of torment?
NO COMPRENDO.

I'm going to get you first, for not reading the Bible.

I'm going to get you first, for not reading the Bible.

Christ on a bike (forum)!

I don't really get this.. where in the bible does it say that the Rapture will occur? And the 5 months of torment?
NO COMPRENDO.

Some guy on an American radio station said it was so, hence it's fact.

I'm going to get you first, for not reading the Bible.

How the fuck did you get down?

Sticking with tradition next time.

How the fuck did you get down?

I used magic.

Moved to Miscellaneous & Meaningless with the emphasis on Meaningless. Fucking crackpot preachers.

I used magic.

Magnets innit?

i'm going to get you first, for not reading the bible.

my saviour!

Magnets innit?

^love it!

^ clever girl...

It is pretty quiet on here today. Coincidence?

I'm still alive, it's 6.05 pm. Harold Camping FAIL