Brighton Home Rules Discussion

I can handle performing a 'dick move' if it means not conceding a goal in a competitive match.

That's not a "dick move" (stupid mistake/foul/heckle), it's a "professional foul". The later (although difficult to identify) will get you removed from the game. (If it was reckless/dangerous, then you can expect a 2 minute penalty or ejection from the game for good.)

Professional fouls suck, but I reckon they're more prevalent in the game than we realise.

no-one has had any serious injuries

Maybe I'm more relaxed about the rules

These two phrases seem to be linked to me.