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  • A girl I know was having a wee in a public toilet.

    Suddenly, a bloke laid on his back outside the toilet and slid his head under the door.

    He grinned up at her.

    She said, 'If you don't fuck off, I'm going to push my stiletto heel slowly into your eye."

    He stopped smiling, and fucked off.

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