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@General_Lucifer
It's ok to trackstand if you are above ten stone, as long as you have a small, helium filled blimp attached to your torso. This miniature dirigible relieves the strain on the bottom bracket, and gives you that 'zen' like attachment to the bike, an effortless grace that allows you to glide through traffic with ease and trackstand three feet above the stupid, heavy motor cars.