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@punkture
ride the wrong way down one way streets or if you cant find any one way streets, on the wrong side of the road, never stop at red lights, especially when the police are there, be drunk, dont have lights. A-Zs and satnav is for pussies, just feel your way man. if pedestrians are crossing you get more points for the more you hit. if there is a queue at a checkpoint barge your way to the front, the makes you cooler and more manly than everyone else and will definately endear you to everyone afterwards, do LOADS of skids.
do that and you should be fine