For Sale: Pitlock Rear Skewer

What is this item for?

Apparently its for measuring the bendage of bannanas to conform to EU standards

Its purpose?

:)

Its raison d'etre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB_if97o0GY&feature=related

Is this thread still currant?

I think it's dried out.

I want it too.

Emotional get we must not?

Well, it's a collector's item now.

It's getting close to it's sell by date.

I for one am very grapeful that brother pointed this out

I've reported this to GB counter espionage as its obvious that this is a new Russian device which can a) bend itself b) more worryingly issue noxious gases to befuddle the brains of Brits who come into contact with it - evidence is both parties are claiming all manner of things and I now don't believe either of them - its a Russian conspiracy I tell you.

That spy chap wasn't killed by an umbrella at all, it was Pitlock.

The whole subject is now under strict secrecy laws, anyone spotting a Pitlock should it report to MI5 (or with inflation - now MI6) or hand in the offending item to the Jolly Green Giant office next to Vauxhall Bridge where a receipt will be issues, however, a trip slightly further on to St Thomas' Hospital may be required for a full mental and physical check.

Walls have ears....

Has it been sultana-ther person yet?

This is possibly the funniest thread I have read. Ever.

have a emegency dental appointment in morning

This is possibly the funniest thread I have read. Ever.

Doubt it.

On other hand..

tl; dnr

has this been resolved yet?

tenuous craftybutcher...

PS, this is NOT me.

has to be at least my 18th lol since this started

Seriously, is this the same Brother from the retrobike forums? If so, get some help dude......when I bought some stuff from you (near Karl Marx's Gaff?), you were a very nice bloke......I'd hate it if you were actually going off the rails a bit mate........

Hey, me too. Met Brother outside The Flask in Highgate. He was *completely normal *and very pleasant. Sold me a nice frame for next to nothing. He is actually a lovely guy and right now I think he is not well.

Brother, please, see someone.

i just got it! superb

Hey, me too. Met Brother outside The Flask in Highgate. He was *completely normal *and very pleasant. Sold me a nice frame for next to nothing. He is actually a lovely guy and right now I think he is not well.

Brother, please, see someone.

I suddenly get the feeling that this feels like a bullying thread, in light of this^ and what stedlocks wrote.

I think we should stop bending his ear about it all.

I think we should stop bending his ear about it all.

Oh get bent!