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I've reported this to GB counter espionage as its obvious that this is a new Russian device which can a) bend itself b) more worryingly issue noxious gases to befuddle the brains of Brits who come into contact with it - evidence is both parties are claiming all manner of things and I now don't believe either of them - its a Russian conspiracy I tell you.
That spy chap wasn't killed by an umbrella at all, it was Pitlock.
The whole subject is now under strict secrecy laws, anyone spotting a Pitlock should it report to MI5 (or with inflation - now MI6) or hand in the offending item to the Jolly Green Giant office next to Vauxhall Bridge where a receipt will be issues, however, a trip slightly further on to St Thomas' Hospital may be required for a full mental and physical check.
Walls have ears....