Top Tips – a la Viz

Cycle-related, but in the spirit of Viz.

I'll get the ball rolling with one of mine and one from Viz...

1. 4x4 drivers, try to resist the temptation to spend your disposable income on personalised number plates. They make you that much easier to identify when you inevitably commit a traffic offence.
   
2. Beat bicycle theft by towing a horse box behind your bike. When you stop, simply padlock your cycle securely inside the horse box.