Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/indybest/outdoor-activity/the-50-best-bikes-2283273.html?action=Gallery&ino=21
"Velorbis Arrow
Brand new from a Danish marque synonymous until now with beautifully crafted, stately uprights, this pure-bred fixie (no brakes - be warned) is about as pretty as it's possible for a bike to be, with a sleek black finish and brown leather fittings."

it has a fucking kickstand!

I couldn't pass #8...