I am also bemused at people's love of houmous! It's like a cult! Tzatziki I get. It's creamy and cool and it's got crunch and flavour and everything, but houmous? Grainy mud.
Sorry.
We won't let you in because you don't have the right shape of secret houmous moustache.
We won't let you in because you don't have the right shape of secret houmous moustache.