Spotted...

a man on a black condor pista undertaking, pushing in, cutting up and generally riding like a dick on kennington road this morning. if you're wondering who shouted "oi! you ride a dick!" at you. it was me. you nearly caused two seperate accidents in the space of 5 seconds. you ride like a dick.

That reminds me.. the absolute melt on a rattle canned UniPac riding up bays water road.. first, its still a UniPac no amount of Hammerite will change that ..second, every time you get in front of me and start to coast you almost come to a stop due to the combined weight of the UniPac and 11 litres of Hammerite paint.. so when I call you a cunt for almost taking me out during one of your sweeping all over the road moves "your mum" isn't the best come back hence me asking if it was your mum who was raped by a spastic.

ahh thats better.