eBay and Craigslist finds

What in the name of rattle can/rasta loving god is this abomination??

http://www.adverts.ie/bikes/bike-rasta-fixie/580837

At least it's in Dublin though, so it's unlikely any of you guys will ever have to see it in real life.

I saw velo libre today and I couldnt help noticing that he has sprayed his pompino rasta colours...