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  • [Science]

    Sit topless and press pencils into the folds in you belly.
    Stand up slowly.
    If they dont all fall out, go for a run you fat cnut.

    Pencils followed by remotes, mobile phones.. small pets...

    I was trying to find the BMI of a pork scratching (bored and it's a great thing to know when having a pint) when i stumbled upon an army forum, the TA have a BMI restriction now.. I wouldn't get in, neither would a pork scratching.

    but as one user so clearly put it, "bolloxs to BMI, it doesn't take into account the size of your cock"... so how was it these wars drag on for so long again...

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