My Mrs was downstairs feedin the baby and just came back in the bedroom an told me. In my 'just woken up' state, I thought she said "Obama's been killed"
"No fuckin way, how?"
"By US troops"
"Oh no, the dozy cunts"
"What?"
"Well it must have been friendly fire, why would they wanna murder their President?"
My Mrs was downstairs feedin the baby and just came back in the bedroom an told me. In my 'just woken up' state, I thought she said "Obama's been killed"
"No fuckin way, how?"
"By US troops"
"Oh no, the dozy cunts"
"What?"
"Well it must have been friendly fire, why would they wanna murder their President?"
"OSAMA BIN LADEN!"
"Oh...."