Football

At least the third wheel wasn't Andrew Marr

...or Rooney

Or Luke Chadwick

Oh do fuck off you tits!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-13206349

"The motion said it would be a "fitting tribute" to the families of the 96 fans who were killed."

WTF?

"The motion said it would be a "fitting tribute" to the families of the 96 fans who were killed."

WTF?

You've lost your husband and your son, but don't worry, we'll give some sweaty a gong.

Seems fair to me.

I'm a Gooner, I even i think that Wenger should get back in his pram.

Well, he is a paedo...

Not everyone with a bag of sweets and a cheeky smile is a paedo.

Even the Liberals are getting in on the act:

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The Liberal Democrats have become embroiled in a row over their campaign tactics for the local elections after claims they're encouraging children to canvass for them by offering them sweets.

The conservatives today claimed the lib dem election handbook was irresponsible and encouraged children to accept sweets from strangers.

The Conservative Party deputy chairman Eric Pickles said :"No responsible adult should ever entice unsupervised children to take sweets from strangers."

The Tories say the election handbook urges candidates and supporters to "shout at all the local kids you can see and hear...then proceed Pied Piper like round the estate doling out badges and toffees and leaflets."

A Liberal Democrats spokesman said they would respond shortly to the claims.
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anybody watching the classico in al Effra tonight? coach and horses maybe?

I'll ...erm.......go down on my own then.....yep.

The penguin who stands alone is the penguin who dies alone.

Sad but true.

Both teams are full of horrible little cunts who keep throwing themselves on the floor and rolling around.

Typical Mourinho performance really. Negative anti-football, diving at every opportunity, harassing the ref constantly. He'll make the perfect replacement for Baconface

YOU FUCKING WHINERS.

STop crying like tits and get on with it.

Both teams are gonna end up with no players in the final if they are not careful.

#fingers crossed

Well this game's shit!

Load of whingin, cheatin latino's. So glad Mascherano n Ronaldo fucked off, horrible cunts!

Arteta next.

It's nearly unwatchable, both teams are an embaressment.

Arteta next.

Errrr, Fabregas?!?

Pepe off.

Pffft

Referee has bottled that. Joker