Football

You're missing the point.

He played 4 minutes for Villa. 4 minutes.

That's so insignificant, it would give Keiron Dyer Legendary status and a testimonial for how long he's played at West Ham.

The fact that he's either been shipped out or relegated every time he's played in the Prem shows what a joke of a player he is too.

but that still means he's in the top 5th maybe even 2nd-3rd percentile of professional English players... yeah think about that