hahaahah VOGUE and csomopolitan do not count as book bwoy!!!! try something diferent like, "DUMMYES GUIDE TO GROW A PERSONALITY" or something like that... you know...but because cos maybe,Tolstoj or Fyodor dostoyevsky are to intelectual for you i recon you could stick with
PEPPA PIG colouring books, you also might get some wardrove tips! ROGER THAT?