For Sale: Beater Carcus (NOS!)

This is one step away from a pile of scrap, akin to a NOS Cinelli track frame, but it just about works...

Its rusty, bent, the seatpost slips down and in general it's had it... BUT if you are after a piece of crap to get you to the pub and back that you don't mind losing after one too many this may be ideal (it's what I have been using it for for the last two years).

I'm taking the wheels, brake, bars and stem off but may have a bar and stem combo I can throw on and can prob find an ok set of tires.

Strangely, the headset and BB are still as smooth as the day it was purchased (1970 something...)

I will almost miss this beast, but enough waffle, I need to clear some things out...

£10, collection from Victoria Park.

Gotta love NOS...

Lets hope this goes and shows the punk what pricings about.

( i was so hoping you were doing a spoof on that other thread...)

It's kind of a real spoof? If that's possible...
I'm have my fingers crossed no ones missed the other thread and comes on here and flips out...

"You f*cking bell! How the f*ck is this NOS!? Do you even know what it means?!?!?!"

It actually has the original dealers sticker on the downtube which is quite nice...

Is that bamboo in your house?

Is that bamboo in your house?

If it makes you happy, yes.

(I actually have no idea what you are talking about, but don't want to dash hopes).

In the window... that bike is outside, right? Whats all those plants in there?

Ohhhh.... Its condensation, there is merely a half used bottle of Original Source Mint shower gel and some Bodyshop Strawberry body scrub on the other side of that window.... Oh, and some weird foaming shower gel. Sorry.

It looks like a bamboo forest.

:(

I can see a birds nest on the window sill too.

It does look like bamboo... Or green tree shrubs.

balki, when you coming back

Ask tomder for sales tips. Clearly not setting the bar high enough.

You haven't stated the "Percentage Newity", so don't expect much interest.

balki, when you coming back

Not sure man...

anyway, Id buy this for ten quid.

dibs!

oh, no wait.. hang on... i've got my flouro Create on the way.

undibs!

Chris, you'll miss her when she's gone.

Fluro Create?!?! I wouldnt if i was you... Theyre deathtraps. I had one and ive had to go to physio to undo the damage...

Fluro Create?!?! I wouldnt if i was you... Theyre deathtraps. I had one and ive had to go to physio to undo the damage...

naah... not really - but Chris is always bangin' on about how i should get a "proper" track bike.

that certainly would do as a real tarck bike.

gorgeous

Looks like exactly what I need for parking up at work in Mile End. I'll dibs that please - PM coming.

I'm also disappointed to hear that it's not actually a little bamboo forest...
:o(

Oh fuck it, it is a Bamboo forest, I didn't want to admit to it as coupled with this magnificent steed it would look like I am lording it over fellow forum members, and the birds nest Balki so well spotted belongs to pair of Herons, I have hopes of them mating and using their offspring to pull my sky sledge that I have been developing, one last £10 and I will be able to get the turkey baster that will help seal the deal and then I will be able to soar to freedom.

you do make me laff!

I've sent you a pm on behalf of TheBeigeVolve as he hasn't made 5 posts yet so can't pm...

I'm getting there!

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