South East beers - Tuesdays @ The Roebuck, SE1 4YG

Well aware that I'm talking about one of your friends who is probably a sound chap but last time I met somebody so critical of me at first introduction they fancied me.

In approximately one hour last night, he raised concerns over the way I dress, my sexuality, the bag on my back, the lights on my bike, my choice of drink and the bike I ride. Not bad going for first introductions.

Now, I realise these are all valid concerns that I'm sure many of you secretly share but maybe he was a little bit hammered last night? Either that or we really was trying to shag me and ballsing it up like a 13 year old.

He's like marmite, if marmite were to conduct it's life as a social experiment/ instillation.

I'll go back to what I first said: "behind a facade of blase ignorance lies a considered and rational mind".