2011-04-09 Sat - The London Tweed Run 3

I'll get the ball of shame rolling...

*note the glazed expression of pure terror in the eyes of the star of such films as Trainspotting and Big Fish. See how easily he is seized by 'The Claw'. Note the florid, beery Northerner's easy way of accosting movie stars as they try to leave the lavatory.

"What's it to be, McEwan? A fight or a photograph?"
"Erm... Cheese!"

Well, he's never coming back then.