Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Care to enlighten us? it definitely looks Langster to me. Geometry looks right, bottle cage fittings, brake guides, rack mounts, forks, low bb all look identical to mine.

I is confused.

Sure.
I know it isn't because I also had one.
Older versions of Langster have Bladed(ish) forks
(I had this one, 2005)

Newer models have the forks just like Ed posted.
And yes, Langster are Alloy (apart from the steel one), so no, it couldn't be one.

I say it's a cheap-arse frame from epay.