Rollapaluza BHM 2012 Thurs 23rd Feb

**ROLLAPALUZA NATIONAL SERIES - MIDLANDS REGION - BIRMINGHAM

THURSDAY 28TH APRIL 2011

THE RAINBOW COURTYARD, HIGH STREET DIGBETH**

Qualifiers from 6 - 9pm.. Prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd men's and women's.. djs, mc's and dirty great tunes to power you on.. 500 meters of mayhem..

Flyers coming shortly... ;)

Oh good god..... we are on! Nice one PJ's.......

Fucking BOOM!

We are on indeed..! And I believe the next day is a right royal bank holiday dudes and dudettes...

Combining BHX Beers with this night, so we should get a good support crowd in too.
PJ's you're a gem.

going to spam my mates with this ,hurry up with the flyers :)

Let's have that e-flyer lad!!!
There's a blog post itching to come oot!!!

Attending http://www.birminghamcyclist.com/events/rollapaluza-1

Food ride/Rollapaluza/BHX beers ?

There won't be a Food Ride that week, doesn't fit and I always rest it when there's something better, it'll skip a week

Owsley wtf have you done to Void?

You guys are lucky. I'm racing the SSSCCRRL event over in Knighton that night. So you all have a chance of winning a prize!

However if I can't get a lift, you're all screwed. I'm so fast that I come 1st, 2nd and 3rd.

Void doesn't exist

Great news, can't bloody wait :)

Nobody can match my cadence;
If you try race me, you must have no sense.
There will be no tension, there will be no suspense -
'cause I will destroy your legs with magnificence.
So get upon the bike and sit down on de seat.
Step on the pedals and just strap in your feet.
Pastry don't mess around, Pastry don't cheat;
If you got any brains you will prepare for defeat.
Don't turn around, don't look at the clock!
Cause when you see the needle, you're in for a shock!
Your legs will soon feel heavy like concrete block;
Your friends all a-laugh and a-joke and a-mock!
Fifteen seconds I sprint five hundred metres;
Why d'you think they call me the Roller Beater?
I ride 'nuff distance, they call me Mile Eater;
Me legs have more power than a gigawatt heater!
I tell you no lie, and I am no pretender;
My legs spin "faster than an overclocked blender".
No matter what your race or your age or your gender,
You will get beat by roller sprint record defender.
Nobody can quite believe how fast I spin the gear,
So go, take your weak legs and run outta here.
Go down the pub and go drink ten beer
'cause my speed an my strength have 'nuff people in fear.
You could've come from London, Paris or Budapest;
No matter where they come from, nobody can test.
Pastry don't joke, Pastry don't jest,
I have the world's biggest lungs inside my chest!
My VO2 Max is three times that of Lance.
My grip is firm and rigid like a karate stance;
My pedalling is smoother than a ballroom dance.
If you think that you could beat me, well I tell you no chance!

Nice one Pajamas....Looking forward to this.

So Pastry's doing PA, right?

His rhymes would surely liven up the night

Pastry's lines reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTVxqXbjbCM

Woohoo!! I was going to have to miss beers but this I can make!

Watch me spin
Watch me win
Gonna use steroids
Aint no sin
;-0
Joke....

In fact ill do it in my "Slippers"

Think i'll be missing football for this then!! Don't wanna go too hard though, or i'll be fucked for Bikezilla the day after! BIKE TAKE OVER!

women's ....the probability of me winning something here would be great and now I'm supposed to be in Morocco! I'm crying inside. Not really, I'm trying to come back a day early!

I'd never give up an extra day in morocco. Good surf. Good times.