Epic win

he'll sign you up to the betterware catalogue and then they'll always come back to collect it when you're out and you'll have forgot to have left it out for them, then one day it'll all get to be too much for them that this happens all the bloody time and they'll kick your front door in and take a shit on your rug.

Fortunately for him they sell *just *the product to deal with human faeces on home furnishing.