I haven't even met the poor man. (Or anyone on here...)
you may not have 'met' anyone but I can guarantee at least 4 of the forumites have been in your room while you slept.
I won't tell you which ones (spoils the fun of figuring it out) but I can say if you woke up to find one of your socks missing, slightly damp toes and an imprint of what looks like someone falling off a bicycling in your flowerbed then it's likely that CB paid you a visit.
you may not have 'met' anyone but I can guarantee at least 4 of the forumites have been in your room while you slept.
I won't tell you which ones (spoils the fun of figuring it out) but I can say if you woke up to find one of your socks missing, slightly damp toes and an imprint of what looks like someone falling off a bicycling in your flowerbed then it's likely that CB paid you a visit.