Epic win

oh man. much as i hate to nominate myself two wins in two days*

*aside, i don't hate it at all. i LIVE for it.

but i just did a cracking, albeit entirely unintentional, dad joke win.

a few weeks back i saw these cute little scrabble tile pendants in the sunday times magazine. the missus (who's a big scrabble fan) was away on holiday at the time so i thought, "that'll make a nice gift" and ordered one with her initial on. they sold out due to the times piece, so took a while but turned up today.

the lady friend just rang me from the flat to say "guess what i'm wearing?" after a few not very funny and intentionally wrong guesses she told me. i asked her to send me a picture. the picture just arrived. a close up of the chestal area with the scrabble tile pendant perched on top.

without thinking i replied

"nice rack".

hehehe

I'd like those two minutes of my life back please dooks