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@dooks
i got choked by a chained up monkey once.
there were two of them chained to either end of this covered bench thing outside a restaurant in bali. they were friendly and would climb all over you for tummy scratches. one of them somehome got it's chain wrapped round my neck, then freaked out and tried to get away but couldn't. it pulled me off the bench and i dropped to all fours and was choking and trying to free myself. meanwhile the panicked monkey's monkey wife was going nuts and launching flying teeth-bared monkey attacks at me, it's chain pulling it short just inches from my rapidly purpling face.
it's a magical place.