What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

^I was just thinking about posting that

yeah yeah. and i was just thinking about inventing googles.

/except i would call it 'otorhinolaryngologicaloogle.com' - it's way more catchier.

This is a great product and a nicely shot film in which everyone looks great, but it's well hipster:

http://vimeo.com/21461133

nice shoes. Video is SO hipster - especially the guy with barbour/moustache/dildo hat

Kneel

This is a great product and a nicely shot film in which everyone looks great, but it's [I]well[/

That vid's going to alienate a few potential customers IMO. It's quite pretentious, rather than real. Not nice.

Why fixie skidders never ride in a straight line?

Me included. And I can't resist mirrored office windows.

Guilty x2

cos their bars are too narrow, stems too short and rims too deep —they're blown around in even the slightest cross-wind

I look into mirrored office windows in a vain attempt to see how much of a twat I look on my fixeh. Never seen a pic or vid yet so I just try and judge other peoples' reaction to me

Who saw the the hackney college students on the news yesterday talking about EMA?

They were like;

"We use a pen to write on the paper, eventually the ink the pen will run out and we will have nothing to write with, also the paper could run out and then we would have nothing to write on...."

It was a real Rebecca Black moment, but with asymmetrical hairstyles.

Why fixie skidders never ride in a straight line?

Me included. And I can't resist mirrored office windows.

In my case its cos my spinergy is slightly out of alignment and it causes my front wheel to wobble. Form>function innit

I'd post this in Sort of Memes That Are Cracking You Up Right Now, but you probably haven't heard of it.

Columbia road and barbican ... Oh god

I've been to Hoxton Square the other week...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YKcY1i6wv74/SgCsTsxa7LI/AAAAAAAAALs/1l-qEws_usI/s400/screaming-mummy.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YKcY1i6wv74/SgCsTsxa7LI/AAAAAAAAALs/1l-qEws_usI/s400/screaming-mummy.jpg

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http://www.vimeo.com/20244926

Possibele repost:

Mikey Quackenboss in plaid!

This is a great product and a nicely shot film in which everyone looks great, but it's well hipster:

http://vimeo.com/21461133

Just watched this. It’s a cliché wrapped inside a pastiche wrapped inside reflexive, ironic parody. Except it isn’t. Nice product, but it’s a hateful video, which is a real shame. Nod to art – check, Barbican. Nod to leisurely East London slouching – check, market-browsing. Nod to nouveau-old-fashioned shopping habits – check, faux-trad shop. And a nod to the bearded, turn-up sporting lifestyle hipsters.

Nice roads though.

Perfectly summed up ConceptPig.

That road did look nice too.

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Test Shots By Tears Of Beaumont on Vimeo

Problems with their autofocus there.

Seriously that not only made my head hurt but it was hideous, nothing more and certainly nothing less.

Surely those new leather shoes would fuck you up with no socks,why.?,one dudes got a suit on
but no socks,what a bunch of total total CUNTS.....Nice shoes but...

same as boatshoes really. Why would anyone war shoes without socks?

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Looks like Nuno, but with rheumatoid arthritis - judging by the awkward way he buttons himself up.

This is a great product and a nicely shot film in which everyone looks great, but it's well hipster

The guys that made that are graduates from the course i'm doing, they come in and help out occasionally. Their other work is far more interesting.