For Sale: Girl and Her Bike T-shirts

Just had to google that (not a local) and it was exactly what I had in mind. At least it was before the negative soapy connotations came into play. I am disappoint.

Perhaps you could write LFGSS in the Eastenders font on it and then I could wear it ironically? With a moustache. And glasses.

Pop culture. Never watched it myself. In that case, you're not having one unless you genuinely need specs and are of the great unshaved.