Freecycle: User 'Dracula'

Yep it's Draced on long enough

getting fed up to the eye teeth with it

it's a lost (boys) cause

What canine do about it?

I know him

so is he a wheel vampire?

Trying to thinking of one is driving me batty, besides this thread sucks, i'm leaving. I hope this post is the kiss of death.

so is he a wheel vampire?

No, that's robin Vampiresie

paging Dr. Acula...

fangs for the memory.........

He's a vegan.

#awaitsoliver.

waive some black pudding in front of him and you'll sharp find out if he's a vegan..

Just carry the crucifix and garlic in case he's hungry, and thinks you look really pumped up

You lot should have a long hard look at yourselves in the mirror...

Is there a light at the end of this?

I'm glad it's all sorted out it would have been Mina to drag him through the mill about it.

Personally I think he's es caped, probably dressed as a vamp

We should all have a pint of blood and chill a little bit

There once was a vampire named Mable...

Hark at 'er.

I Keanu get my head around this thread

^crap

What the Van Helsing's going on in here?

^worse

The punnage has declined. I'm out

What are you impaling?

Some of these aren't puns at all - they're just type Os.

Has it dawned upon you that people work in daylight?