Freecycle: User 'Dracula'

You guys are too Igor to pun, pathetic.

That's nosferatu decide.

It's made me feel a lot better reading this thread. I've been quite ill today. Runny nose, and I couldn't stop coffin.

Maybe you should use your impaler?

Bloody hell that's harsh

Jokes aside, I heard from Dracula today after pestering him about a stem I bought but didn't receive.

Turns out he's had a horrible time of it recently, won't go into details as it wouldn't be fair unless he wants to make it public, but let's just say I've given him the benefit of the doubt. Plus he's told me the stem went in the post today.

You lot should have a long hard look at yourselves in the mirror...

A mirror. Fuck that, use torture. Maybe helsing.

What a cloak up!

It's batty, isn't it.

It's made me feel a lot better reading this thread. I've been quite ill today. Runny nose, and I couldn't stop coffin.

Have you tried parasitemol?

A mirror. Fuck that, use torture. Maybe helsing.

@stedlocks, he's a sucker that guy!

You'll crusifixie me for this

Don't worry mike, it'll buffy out.

I agree nothing to flap about

Have you tried parasitemol?

Whitby stupid not to.

It could harker on for quite a while.

He'll never come to the light

Just another lost boy.

Stop moon-ing about it...

Stop moon-ing about it...
Isn't that ware wolves?

Just like Jimm to suck the life blood out of a good pun-fest.

I think this has now been dealt with wholly. Water under the bridge

The night is young, we should push on through 'til dawn.

I Vincent something was up but I guess that is the price you pay

shoulda nipped this in the blood

trying to think of a good pun for this thread is proving to be a right pain the neck